Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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