Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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