I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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