Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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