Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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