He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
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I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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