There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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