Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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