If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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