a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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