My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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