Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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