IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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