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And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink

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(906): And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink http://tfl.nu/999y

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hey, what are you doing tonight?

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sleeping, g'night!

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but i wanted to see you :(

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sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!

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stop - you have a right hand - use it!

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(801): hey, what are you doing tonight? (646): sleeping, g'night! (801): but i wanted to see you :( (646): sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you! (646): stop - you have a right hand - use it! http://tfl.nu/aj8r

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That's why Kanye is a gay fish.

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(606): That's why Kanye is a gay fish. http://tfl.nu/hy3e

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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.

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(508): dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced. http://tfl.nu/9kh7

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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.

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(216): I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips. http://tfl.nu/1ir1

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threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter

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(858): threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter http://tfl.nu/n5bo

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(302): View more from Delaware

Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.

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(302): Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes. http://tfl.nu/niyo

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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would

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(513): If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would http://tfl.nu/dfsx

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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.

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(818): I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself. http://tfl.nu/m9u0

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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.

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(412): The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD. http://tfl.nu/wyib

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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???

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(231): I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore??? http://tfl.nu/87ut

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I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.

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(817): I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening. http://tfl.nu/xhys

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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.

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(216): Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left. http://tfl.nu/jvbq

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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking

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(617): If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking http://tfl.nu/9ua1

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Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook

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(585): Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook http://tfl.nu/4sfp

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