I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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