What should our trivia night team be named?
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honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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