Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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