Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Sober January is a disaster.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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