'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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