What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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