you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He passed out mid-signature
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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