I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I just found a bag of teeth...
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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