38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize