I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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