i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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