those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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