I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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