i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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