I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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