You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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