remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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