I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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