some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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