Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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