These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize