I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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