He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Can you repeat that, but with context?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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