i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
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I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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