You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
birth control should be required to get into college
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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