we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
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I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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