did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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