no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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