Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
My balls are so social today.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She bit a glass in half.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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