I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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