just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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