I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
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I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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