i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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