the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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