so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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