What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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